hunky spunk

I am loving the juxtapostition of teeny-tiny strappy breakable wang still-et-toes*

*gosh i HATE that word- don't you just imagine some boozy bleached hair, pencil lipped, bosomy woman raving about her snazzy stilettos to her wholly disinterested tattooed, moustached greasy boyfriend, while sipping cheap wine and smoking smelly cigarettes..........no? well i do and it's GROSS! So lets not use that word, instead we will call them something which grants them the sophistication they deserve.........a wang bebes!

okay, back to my inspirational rant about shoes......

I am loving the juxtapostition of these gorgeously winged a wang bébés and the clunky crudeness of marni, and burberry platforms. I have an intense soft spot for hugely chunky shoes and really cannot image wearing anything else. Everyone of my pairs of shoes has some kind of over-sized feature- somehow they balance out my body and ease my fear of looking like a dreaded triangle.

Here is me showing off some dorky photoshop skills. please excuse my lame-ness. I can't help myself sometimes......